Gameradammerüng!
The Last Days draw near. The time of cold and darkness. The time of famine, pestilence, and bitter weeping. The time when a giant flying, flaming turtle returns to destroy the world.
The time of the Gameradammerüng.
Great cities will be engulfed in lakes of fire. Empires will topple and fall. Dogs and cats will sleep together. Extras will run in blind panic through the streets of Tokyo, screaming in badly dubbed English. Pauley Shore will make a funny movie.
Only you can prevent this apocalypse and save the world from Gamera.
Subscribe to Nova Express! Only Nova Express has the powerful magic necessary to prevent Gamera from destroying the world! With enough subscriptions, we'll finally be able to buy that copy of Ludvig Jöel's De Gameris Mysteriis from the Forbidden Book of the Month Club, using the magical incantation therein to summon the Xist ships needed to force Gamera back into his own dimension.
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